Monthly Archives: September 2010

…for the want of cat hair…

On the Boat, I’m far from being alone, but I’ve been feeling a wee bit lonely. I know that’s a contradiction, so let me try to explain. On land, I live in a cozy one-bedroom apartment which I share with … Continue reading

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P.F.A. – Passenger Friendly Attire

As an Entertainer on The Boat, I’m allowed a great deal of privileges. I’ve basically got officer status… I can drink at the OB (Officer’s Bar) and the PO (Petty Officer’s Bar). I can use the passenger gym – classes … Continue reading

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…On The Radio… Oh, Oh, oh-OH…

There are very few TV channels to watch while on The Boat, and I know what you’re thinking, “Vinnie, you shouldn’t be watching TV!” Well, folks, there’s something called a sea day, when there’s nothing else to do, don’t judge, … Continue reading

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People, People Who Need People…

This is my first contract working on a cruise ship and therefore, everything’s new to me. Everything. I don’t have the knowledge that comes with experience, I’m learning as I go, and folks, there’s a steep learning curve here on … Continue reading

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From My Cabin Steward…

On my birthday I walked into my cabin and found this on my desk: You like how I have them believing I’m 35? Bookmark on DeliciousDigg this postRecommend on FacebookShare via MySpaceShare with StumblersTweet about itSubscribe to the comments on … Continue reading

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It’s A Lazy Afternoon…

I’ve always been an advocate of napping, but since I’ve started working on The Boat, I’ve become a napping fool. It’s really quite easy to sleep, with the constant rocking and the fact I have an inside cabin, which means … Continue reading

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Buy, Buy, Buy

The Boat is a cash free society. The shops, the OB (Officer’s Bar), the coffee bar and all excursions simply take your room number and charge your account – your account being the money you’ve already earned, remember Jew and … Continue reading

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