Category Archives: Open Letters

Dear New York Magazine: I’m a New Yorker. Well, I grew up Westchester County and currently live in Weehawken, NJ, but that’s only because I have a rent controlled apartment in which I’ve lived for 16 years now – cold … Continue reading →

Dear Lush, the skin-care company; As I get older, I realize i need to take better care of my skin. As I’ve been getting older while traveling the world, your products have become my new skincare addiction. I was introduced … Continue reading →

Dear Diseño, I just want to drop a quick note of thanks and praise. I’ve been traveling, sampling the wines of the world; well, I’ve been working on a cruise ship, singing and dancing, which happened to take me ‘round … Continue reading →

The makers of Coffee-mate; I just want to send a quick thank you note for making your delicious World Café Collection. Especially Italian Sweet Crème from your Italian Series.  As the label says the “…delicious flavors transport me away with … Continue reading →

Dear Very Creative Creators of The Smurfs’ Village App For iPad, I’m sure I’m not the first person – well, fan; well, possible fanatic – to tell you I think your time-sucking, brain-numbing, highly addictive game Smurfs’ Village is super-smurf-tastic. … Continue reading →

An open letter to the makers of Coca-Cola Light: Dear Coke Bottlers: I’m currently employed as an entertainer aboard a cruise ship. It’s quite a good job. We’re traveling all over the world stopping at the most amazing ports-of-call; Hawaii, … Continue reading →