Overheard@theStalls

During Walk-in at The Schoenfeld:

Mrs Brown: “Do you serve coffee?”

Vendor: “In the lounge, downstairs, but get it now, we don’t sell it during intermission.”

At Intermission:

Mrs Brown: “Now, where do I get coffee?”

Vendor: “We don’t sell coffee during intermission.”

Mrs Brown: “But you said before, I could get coffee.”

Vendor: “Yes ma’am, before the show you could’ve gotten coffee. We don’t sell coffee during intermission.”

Mrs Brown: “Then when do you sell it?”

Vendor: “Before the show…”

Mrs Brown: “So I can’t get it now?”

Vendor: “No ma’am, it’s intermission now.”

Mrs Brown: “So, where can I get coffee.”

Vendor: “Starbucks?”