During Walk-in at The Schoenfeld:
Mrs Brown: “Do you serve coffee?”
Vendor: “In the lounge, downstairs, but get it now, we don’t sell it during intermission.”
At Intermission:
Mrs Brown: “Now, where do I get coffee?”
Vendor: “We don’t sell coffee during intermission.”
Mrs Brown: “But you said before, I could get coffee.”
Vendor: “Yes ma’am, before the show you could’ve gotten coffee. We don’t sell coffee during intermission.”
Mrs Brown: “Then when do you sell it?”
Vendor: “Before the show…”
Mrs Brown: “So I can’t get it now?”
Vendor: “No ma’am, it’s intermission now.”
Mrs Brown: “So, where can I get coffee.”
Vendor: “Starbucks?”