Mrs Brown: “Where’s the dial six car service?”

Agent: “I sell theatre tickets here.”

Mrs Brown: “I know.”

Agent: “Is Dial Six Car Service an off-Broadway show I’m unaware of?”

Mrs Brown: “No, it’s a car service, like, for the airport.”

Agent: “…”

Agent: “So, you know I sell theatre tickets and there’s a huge sign next door which clearly says “Tours and Transportation” but you decided I’m the best person to talk to?”