Little Brown: “Is Ricky Martin in Evita tonight?”

Agent: “Ricky Martin is scheduled to perform Tuesday through Saturday, seven shows a week.”

Mrs Brown: “So he’s in it tonight?”

Agent: “Today is Saturday, he’s scheduled to perform Tuesday through Saturday, seven shows a week.”

Little Brown: “So, you guarantee he’s in the show tonight?”

Agent: “I guarantee nothing…he’s scheduled to perform Tuesday through Saturday, seven shows a week.”

If the Agent could say what he wanted:

Agent: “I guarantee nothing, he could call-out sick, he could be hit by a bus, there could be an emergency with one of his twins…he’s scheduled to perform Tuesday through Saturday, seven shows a week. What don’t you freakin’ understand? It’s live theater, things happen.”

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